Judging

Isn't it wonderful how you just know you're not going to get on with someone if they use * in the word fuck. Or, worse, use the phrase See You Next Tuesday.

See also:

- They @ Stephen Fry. Or for that matter, @ any celebrity.
- They punctuate excessively. And seem excited. All the time!!
- They shorten your name in the wrong way. Sue? Really? Do I look like a f*cking Sue? (Having said that, I have an unnatural reaction to people that call me Suse. There's some shortcircuit in my brain that makes me think we've been friends forever, and treat whoever as such).
- They're cunts.