Signs that should mean that you need a life, but instead make you (by which I mean me) think you're (I'm) ok

• I opened my 'Serious Journalism Notes' notebook today, to come up with some pitch ideas, to a page that had 'TAKE THE BIN OUT' written in felt tip, and decorated with appropriate sketches
• I timed how long it took for me to walk from the bus stop, so that I could know the definitive answer to 'which is the best bus stop to alight from'. Not because I care about the added 20 seconds, but because it irritates me not to know the definite conclusion. It's 5.04 from Alexander Palace Road.
• I left the press event with free drinks and food to come home to drink my own wine and cook my own food because I was bored of being nice to people.